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    Sounds like you're an AI.

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    You have shit judgment?

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      You have shit judgment?

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      I was just following instructions ...

      edit: Though I will admit you're not wrong about my judgement.

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        My son fought me getting in the high chair in a restaurant yesterday. Wife had to hold him while I held his legs straight to get in. I feel that

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        How TF are they so strong!? I also noticed a difference in physical strength between boys and girls - while expected I did not anticipate it being so much different. I really have to use a muscle on my son sometimes and he’s not even 2 yo.

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          Sounds like you're an AI.

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          No, I counted their fingers and they're clean

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            No, I counted their fingers and they're clean

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            More than I can say of my own fingers, to be fair.

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              I mean, the dick punch was really unnecessary but I am glad that other families experience... Weirdness, I guess. And exclusion of a parent.

              I can't count how often I read and heard the advice to "just present your kid with two options to choose from".

              My kid, even before she became verbal, always wanted option C when presented with two options.

              "Do you want this hat or this cap?" "Neither"

              "Do you want this blue pants or these red sweatpants?" "I want... a green... dress" we don't even have a green dress.

              "Shall we go to the zoo today or do you want to go to the playground with Anna?" "I want to go on the trampoline" .

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              The problem with parenting advice is every kid is different. This becomes clear after raised a gaggle of them. Anyone with one child that is giving advice is clueless.

              My suggestion is not to give that type of child options. Tell them what's happening. Then do it. May that not work any better and ignores why you may have started giving them choices.

              You didn't specify an age but typically choices are best for later development. Toddlers are terrorists and one should never negotiate with a terrorist.

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                My son(11) will say, "you can't do that, I'll call the police and they will arrest you". I say, great maybe I'll get some peace and quiet. He doesn't know I won't, so it works. Lol.

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                  There is a reason for declining child birth numbers... it has everything to do with more people knowing what they are really getting into.

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                  • R [email protected]

                    to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making

                    That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

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                    That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

                    That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.

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                      That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

                      That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.

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                      Two concenting adults 🙂 also figurative... but point taken

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                        I mean, the dick punch was really unnecessary but I am glad that other families experience... Weirdness, I guess. And exclusion of a parent.

                        I can't count how often I read and heard the advice to "just present your kid with two options to choose from".

                        My kid, even before she became verbal, always wanted option C when presented with two options.

                        "Do you want this hat or this cap?" "Neither"

                        "Do you want this blue pants or these red sweatpants?" "I want... a green... dress" we don't even have a green dress.

                        "Shall we go to the zoo today or do you want to go to the playground with Anna?" "I want to go on the trampoline" .

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                        I present two options. If my kid doesn't pick one of those two options, either by not responding or by requesting a third thing, I'm picking one of the two options for him. And I'm always picking what he's least likely to want.

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                          This very much could have been my husband about a decade ago. The last tantrum my middle child ever threw, with lots of screaming and running and destroying things like a fucking tornado in the middle of a Target. Spouse carried them kicking and screaming out to the car while I finished checking out and by the time I got there they were buckled in their car seat, completely calm and composed, like a switch flipped. (As far as I know) it wasn't any sort of punishment or shining moment of parenting, the kid just decided, I'm done now.

                          And they haven't thrown a fit since.

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                          How old was your kid at the time ? You are giving us hope, we need to know!

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                            There is a reason for declining child birth numbers... it has everything to do with more people knowing what they are really getting into.

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                            And that everyone's too damn poor. Babysitter? Not on average wages! No one wants to give up all of their time and money for kids they might not be able to provide for.

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                            • R [email protected]

                              Two concenting adults 🙂 also figurative... but point taken

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                              I was really just referencing your earlier post, to be a smart ass.

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                                How TF are they so strong!? I also noticed a difference in physical strength between boys and girls - while expected I did not anticipate it being so much different. I really have to use a muscle on my son sometimes and he’s not even 2 yo.

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                                Same for kids and pets... They're not really strong, it's just that:

                                1. You're trying not to hurt them or yourself, they don't really care. This really levels the playing field.

                                2. You're trying to accomplish a goal, they're trying to do anything but that.this gives them a huge advantage.

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                                • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                  I love hearing other parents have asshole kids, because it reminds me that I'm not alone.

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                                  You are not; but they are not really assholes. They are optimising for some outcome that they want, with inferior tools/mechanisms. Depending on age, their brain runs on emotion most of the time, logic is a distant second place.

                                  In saying all of that....they can seem like assholes in the moment!!!!

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                                  • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                                    I love hearing other parents have asshole kids, because it reminds me that I'm not alone.

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                                    My kid went through the same phase all kids do of refusing to go to bed.

                                    So one night he's grabbing on to the baby gate at the top of the stairs like a con in a prison movie, screaming and yelling. I'm at the bottom of the stairs trying to ignore him.

                                    He fixed a stare directly at me, stopped screaming, and shit in his pants.

                                    So yeah, 100% of parents have arsehole kids.

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      I was really just referencing your earlier post, to be a smart ass.

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                                      Yeah, I gathered that.

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                                        Well most of times you can differentiate frustration screaming and fear/danger screaming on toddlers

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                                          And that everyone's too damn poor. Babysitter? Not on average wages! No one wants to give up all of their time and money for kids they might not be able to provide for.

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                                          There are people giving 100% of their paychecks for childcare and the spouse pays for everything else.

                                          That is a failure of the US and birth rates won’t improve until that changes.

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