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    It's funny because children aren't people. Or something...

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    It's just funny to use the word that means a different thing but close

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      My kid just had a screaming fit with big fat tears rolling down his face because he reached the bottom of the stairs. The other day, he was howling crying because I had a different colored bowl than he did. I have indeed had to carry my kid out of a public space to go calm down. I do my best to be calm and empathetic to him but emotional regulation is something they grow into.

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      That's the best you can do. Upset is normal. Throwing things is normal.

      Kicking, punching and violence to the point where you have to make excuses that you're not kidnapping isn't.

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        Kinda reminds me of when I was using dating apps, and women would ask how they knew I wasn't a serial killer. "If I was a serial killer, it would be pretty stupid to leave a bunch of digital records of me being the last person my victim talked to, I'd get caught immediately."

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          I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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          You know, this weirdly makes the whole shit world-state seem much more natural lol

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            It's just funny to use the word that means a different thing but close

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            I'm not shoplifting this child.

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              I'm not shoplifting this child.

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              Or alternatively,

              I'm not kidnapping this money/these goods/etc

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                I don't think the apple falls very far from the tree

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                Found the childless one who knows better. Always at least one of you.

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                  10:1 odds that neither of you currently have a toddler.

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                  Nah, that's a fools bet lol.

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                    That's the best you can do. Upset is normal. Throwing things is normal.

                    Kicking, punching and violence to the point where you have to make excuses that you're not kidnapping isn't.

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                    I think that really depends on the kid too. I've had one behave like that fairly regularly until he grew out of it; the other will get upset rarely, and never in public.

                    The post read to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making an excuse.

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                      I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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                      I love hearing other parents have asshole kids, because it reminds me that I'm not alone.

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                        ... but if you were to call the cops on me at least it would be a brief yet welcome reprieve from parenting while they come to the inevitable conclusion that he is mine and they don't want him around either

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                          Yeah kids. Cannot throw them away, cannot kill'em. Or so says the "law" apparently.

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                            I think that really depends on the kid too. I've had one behave like that fairly regularly until he grew out of it; the other will get upset rarely, and never in public.

                            The post read to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making an excuse.

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                            to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making

                            That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

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                              Nah, that's a fools bet lol.

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                              Sounds like you're an AI.

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                                I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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                                I mean, the dick punch was really unnecessary but I am glad that other families experience... Weirdness, I guess. And exclusion of a parent.

                                I can't count how often I read and heard the advice to "just present your kid with two options to choose from".

                                My kid, even before she became verbal, always wanted option C when presented with two options.

                                "Do you want this hat or this cap?" "Neither"

                                "Do you want this blue pants or these red sweatpants?" "I want... a green... dress" we don't even have a green dress.

                                "Shall we go to the zoo today or do you want to go to the playground with Anna?" "I want to go on the trampoline" .

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                                  Sounds like you're an AI.

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                                  You have shit judgment?

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                                    You have shit judgment?

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                                    I was just following instructions ...

                                    edit: Though I will admit you're not wrong about my judgement.

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                                      My son fought me getting in the high chair in a restaurant yesterday. Wife had to hold him while I held his legs straight to get in. I feel that

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                                      How TF are they so strong!? I also noticed a difference in physical strength between boys and girls - while expected I did not anticipate it being so much different. I really have to use a muscle on my son sometimes and he’s not even 2 yo.

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                                        Sounds like you're an AI.

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                                        No, I counted their fingers and they're clean

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                                          No, I counted their fingers and they're clean

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                                          More than I can say of my own fingers, to be fair.

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