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    That's the best you can do. Upset is normal. Throwing things is normal.

    Kicking, punching and violence to the point where you have to make excuses that you're not kidnapping isn't.

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    I think that really depends on the kid too. I've had one behave like that fairly regularly until he grew out of it; the other will get upset rarely, and never in public.

    The post read to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making an excuse.

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      I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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      I love hearing other parents have asshole kids, because it reminds me that I'm not alone.

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        ... but if you were to call the cops on me at least it would be a brief yet welcome reprieve from parenting while they come to the inevitable conclusion that he is mine and they don't want him around either

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          Yeah kids. Cannot throw them away, cannot kill'em. Or so says the "law" apparently.

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            I think that really depends on the kid too. I've had one behave like that fairly regularly until he grew out of it; the other will get upset rarely, and never in public.

            The post read to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making an excuse.

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            to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making

            That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

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              Nah, that's a fools bet lol.

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              Sounds like you're an AI.

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                I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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                I mean, the dick punch was really unnecessary but I am glad that other families experience... Weirdness, I guess. And exclusion of a parent.

                I can't count how often I read and heard the advice to "just present your kid with two options to choose from".

                My kid, even before she became verbal, always wanted option C when presented with two options.

                "Do you want this hat or this cap?" "Neither"

                "Do you want this blue pants or these red sweatpants?" "I want... a green... dress" we don't even have a green dress.

                "Shall we go to the zoo today or do you want to go to the playground with Anna?" "I want to go on the trampoline" .

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                • T [email protected]

                  Sounds like you're an AI.

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                  You have shit judgment?

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                    You have shit judgment?

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                    I was just following instructions ...

                    edit: Though I will admit you're not wrong about my judgement.

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                      My son fought me getting in the high chair in a restaurant yesterday. Wife had to hold him while I held his legs straight to get in. I feel that

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                      How TF are they so strong!? I also noticed a difference in physical strength between boys and girls - while expected I did not anticipate it being so much different. I really have to use a muscle on my son sometimes and he’s not even 2 yo.

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                        Sounds like you're an AI.

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                        No, I counted their fingers and they're clean

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                          No, I counted their fingers and they're clean

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                          More than I can say of my own fingers, to be fair.

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                            I mean, the dick punch was really unnecessary but I am glad that other families experience... Weirdness, I guess. And exclusion of a parent.

                            I can't count how often I read and heard the advice to "just present your kid with two options to choose from".

                            My kid, even before she became verbal, always wanted option C when presented with two options.

                            "Do you want this hat or this cap?" "Neither"

                            "Do you want this blue pants or these red sweatpants?" "I want... a green... dress" we don't even have a green dress.

                            "Shall we go to the zoo today or do you want to go to the playground with Anna?" "I want to go on the trampoline" .

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                            The problem with parenting advice is every kid is different. This becomes clear after raised a gaggle of them. Anyone with one child that is giving advice is clueless.

                            My suggestion is not to give that type of child options. Tell them what's happening. Then do it. May that not work any better and ignores why you may have started giving them choices.

                            You didn't specify an age but typically choices are best for later development. Toddlers are terrorists and one should never negotiate with a terrorist.

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                              My son(11) will say, "you can't do that, I'll call the police and they will arrest you". I say, great maybe I'll get some peace and quiet. He doesn't know I won't, so it works. Lol.

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                                There is a reason for declining child birth numbers... it has everything to do with more people knowing what they are really getting into.

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                                  to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making

                                  That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

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                                  That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

                                  That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.

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                                    That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

                                    That doesn't sound like a healthy relationship.

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                                    Two concenting adults 🙂 also figurative... but point taken

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                                      I mean, the dick punch was really unnecessary but I am glad that other families experience... Weirdness, I guess. And exclusion of a parent.

                                      I can't count how often I read and heard the advice to "just present your kid with two options to choose from".

                                      My kid, even before she became verbal, always wanted option C when presented with two options.

                                      "Do you want this hat or this cap?" "Neither"

                                      "Do you want this blue pants or these red sweatpants?" "I want... a green... dress" we don't even have a green dress.

                                      "Shall we go to the zoo today or do you want to go to the playground with Anna?" "I want to go on the trampoline" .

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                                      I present two options. If my kid doesn't pick one of those two options, either by not responding or by requesting a third thing, I'm picking one of the two options for him. And I'm always picking what he's least likely to want.

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                                        This very much could have been my husband about a decade ago. The last tantrum my middle child ever threw, with lots of screaming and running and destroying things like a fucking tornado in the middle of a Target. Spouse carried them kicking and screaming out to the car while I finished checking out and by the time I got there they were buckled in their car seat, completely calm and composed, like a switch flipped. (As far as I know) it wasn't any sort of punishment or shining moment of parenting, the kid just decided, I'm done now.

                                        And they haven't thrown a fit since.

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                                        How old was your kid at the time ? You are giving us hope, we need to know!

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                                          There is a reason for declining child birth numbers... it has everything to do with more people knowing what they are really getting into.

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                                          And that everyone's too damn poor. Babysitter? Not on average wages! No one wants to give up all of their time and money for kids they might not be able to provide for.

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