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    My son fought me getting in the high chair in a restaurant yesterday. Wife had to hold him while I held his legs straight to get in. I feel that

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      I don't think the apple falls very far from the tree

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        I don’t know why, but “stealing him” is such a funny way of saying that.

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        It's funny because children aren't people. Or something...

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          This very much could have been my husband about a decade ago. The last tantrum my middle child ever threw, with lots of screaming and running and destroying things like a fucking tornado in the middle of a Target. Spouse carried them kicking and screaming out to the car while I finished checking out and by the time I got there they were buckled in their car seat, completely calm and composed, like a switch flipped. (As far as I know) it wasn't any sort of punishment or shining moment of parenting, the kid just decided, I'm done now.

          And they haven't thrown a fit since.

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            I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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              I don't think the apple falls very far from the tree

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              Hard to tell from so little info. You can make a kid act like that by being a shitty parent, but they can also have issues unbidden that stretch you past your breaking point.

              In any case, they don't seem to have a healthy relationship.

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                Hard to tell from so little info. You can make a kid act like that by being a shitty parent, but they can also have issues unbidden that stretch you past your breaking point.

                In any case, they don't seem to have a healthy relationship.

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                10:1 odds that neither of you currently have a toddler.

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                  10:1 odds that neither of you currently have a toddler.

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                  I've had two, go fish.

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                    I've been reading some variation of this joke since the early 80s.

                    I am confident it can be found somewhere in Shakespeare's plays and perhaps on clay tablets hidden deep in the Mesopotamian valley.

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                      Hard to tell from so little info. You can make a kid act like that by being a shitty parent, but they can also have issues unbidden that stretch you past your breaking point.

                      In any case, they don't seem to have a healthy relationship.

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                      My kid just had a screaming fit with big fat tears rolling down his face because he reached the bottom of the stairs. The other day, he was howling crying because I had a different colored bowl than he did. I have indeed had to carry my kid out of a public space to go calm down. I do my best to be calm and empathetic to him but emotional regulation is something they grow into.

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                        It's funny because children aren't people. Or something...

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                        It's just funny to use the word that means a different thing but close

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                          My kid just had a screaming fit with big fat tears rolling down his face because he reached the bottom of the stairs. The other day, he was howling crying because I had a different colored bowl than he did. I have indeed had to carry my kid out of a public space to go calm down. I do my best to be calm and empathetic to him but emotional regulation is something they grow into.

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                          That's the best you can do. Upset is normal. Throwing things is normal.

                          Kicking, punching and violence to the point where you have to make excuses that you're not kidnapping isn't.

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                            Kinda reminds me of when I was using dating apps, and women would ask how they knew I wasn't a serial killer. "If I was a serial killer, it would be pretty stupid to leave a bunch of digital records of me being the last person my victim talked to, I'd get caught immediately."

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                              I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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                              You know, this weirdly makes the whole shit world-state seem much more natural lol

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                                It's just funny to use the word that means a different thing but close

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                                I'm not shoplifting this child.

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                                  I'm not shoplifting this child.

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                                  Or alternatively,

                                  I'm not kidnapping this money/these goods/etc

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                                    I don't think the apple falls very far from the tree

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                                    Found the childless one who knows better. Always at least one of you.

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                                      10:1 odds that neither of you currently have a toddler.

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                                      Nah, that's a fools bet lol.

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                                        That's the best you can do. Upset is normal. Throwing things is normal.

                                        Kicking, punching and violence to the point where you have to make excuses that you're not kidnapping isn't.

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                                        I think that really depends on the kid too. I've had one behave like that fairly regularly until he grew out of it; the other will get upset rarely, and never in public.

                                        The post read to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making an excuse.

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                                          I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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                                          I love hearing other parents have asshole kids, because it reminds me that I'm not alone.

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