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  • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

    This has to be satire.

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    #74

    It's not. This has worked on me four times.

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    • walk_blessed@piefed.blahaj.zoneW [email protected]

      I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting

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      You can't really expect consciousness from straight cis men.

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        It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.

        Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there

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        Dont get her wet, don't feed her after midnight. Hes very strict about rules for his wife.

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        • E [email protected]

          Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.

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          Pretty sure it's a joke.

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            My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.

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            My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.

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              Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we're getting hitched.

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                Bro, plastic cheese…

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                • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orgE [email protected]

                  Pretty sure it's a joke.

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                  We live in a post irony world and I literally can't tell the difference without knowing the source.

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                  • G [email protected]

                    Why not both?

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                    Of course, I forgot answer C. All of the above.

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                    • omniman@anarchist.nexusO [email protected]

                      Fill her up with love 🥺👉👈

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                      Few squirts of liquid love

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                      • dharmacurious@startrek.websiteD [email protected]

                        My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.

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                        This made me cry.

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                          Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?

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                          In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated

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                            We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                            I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches

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                              In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated

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                              The chicken ones, sure, but are all your climates mild enough that they hatch like that?

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                              • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                                In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.

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                                And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

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                                  That's kind of an insane gift for a first date given how expensive cheese is.

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                                    This made me cry.

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                                    Ha. She's one worth crying over. Lost her in April, and I don't know that I'll recover. Hug your loved ones. ♥️

                                    But I will tell you, she taught me how to steal fantastic cheeses, and we never went hungry again. Haha.

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                                      And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

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                                      If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.

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                                        My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.

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                                        How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?

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                                        • kilgore_trout@feddit.itK [email protected]

                                          Bro, plastic cheese…

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                                          Bro, that's cheese coated in wax.

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