Foolproof advice
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The Cheat is vacuuming.
The Cheat is ovulating.
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That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.
Maybe they robbed a shoe store. On displays they frequently leave one shoe from a pair so that stealing them just nets you a pile of left shoes lol
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
Why not both?
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In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah i always take stock and usually calm down when a guy im arguing with points that out.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
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This has to be satire.
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's not. This has worked on me four times.
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I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting
You can't really expect consciousness from straight cis men.
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It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.
Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there
Dont get her wet, don't feed her after midnight. Hes very strict about rules for his wife.
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
Pretty sure it's a joke.
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My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.
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Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we're getting hitched.
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Bro, plastic cheese…
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Pretty sure it's a joke.
We live in a post irony world and I literally can't tell the difference without knowing the source.
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Why not both?
Of course, I forgot answer C. All of the above.
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Fill her up with love 🥺
Few squirts of liquid love
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My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.
This made me cry.
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Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?
In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches
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In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated
The chicken ones, sure, but are all your climates mild enough that they hatch like that?
