Foolproof advice
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"Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."
The cheese is under my foreskin
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Nilered did a video on this, it's technically at least cheese-adjacent
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It's essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.
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My wife always, always wanted pasta right before her period. It was always a good warning flag for her/us. So, this thread is a bit believable, …for me.
yeah it seems like one of those things where you'll probably almost definitely see some kind of behavioral change, but what specifically is basically completely up in the air. My chronic suicidal ideation will flare up really bad right before I begin menstruating. Having an IUD means menstruating a lot less but it also makes it less predictable. So I'll be in this deep dark hole for a few days that I would swear up and down is the worst I've ever felt and it's never gonna get any better then one morning I'm taking a piss and my boxers have blood on them and I'm just like "...ooooooh."
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I tried this with my fiance with a dairy allergy and now I'm single again.
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Yeah but this one unironically works for a lot of women.
Works for a lot of men too. I mean not me. I prefer mozzarella.
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In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!
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The Cheat is vacuuming.
The Cheat is ovulating.
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That shoe one just reminded me that when we bought our house and had to start renovations on it, the attic had lots of women's shoes. Just one shoe from a pair and all different shoes. I have so many questions for the previous owner, but unfortunately they are no longer with us.
Maybe they robbed a shoe store. On displays they frequently leave one shoe from a pair so that stealing them just nets you a pile of left shoes lol
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
Why not both?
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In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah i always take stock and usually calm down when a guy im arguing with points that out.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
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This has to be satire.
wrote last edited by [email protected]It's not. This has worked on me four times.
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I am once again asking lemmy users to check what community they're in before commenting
You can't really expect consciousness from straight cis men.
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It's typo progressive for him. He's the "your wife shouldn't get wet" type.
Edit: autocorrect fail in the worst/best way there
Dont get her wet, don't feed her after midnight. Hes very strict about rules for his wife.
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Not sure if AI or just incredibly stupid.
Pretty sure it's a joke.
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My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.
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Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we're getting hitched.
