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    Please. That's C's ternary operator. JS is just a pile of garbage cosplaying as a programming language

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      I love something = condition and result1 or result2 in lua

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      • capuccino@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

        I love something = condition and result1 or result2 in lua

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        often I do a function called elvis XD with the next signature elvis(condition, res1, res2)

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          print("odd" if num % 2 else "even")
          

          That's the native python version, for those curious

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            Peak programming

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            • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orgE [email protected]
              print("odd" if num % 2 else "even")
              

              That's the native python version, for those curious

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              That's way too non-convoluted enough

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              • capuccino@lemmy.worldC [email protected]

                I love something = condition and result1 or result2 in lua

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                Python does that, too.

                https://docs.python.org/3/library/stdtypes.html#boolean-operations-and-or-not

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                  That's way too non-convoluted enough

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                  Python is kinda like that in general, unless you try to make it read like ass

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                  • maven@lemmy.zipM [email protected]
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                    Yeah... I played that "serial killer or programming language inventor" game.

                    The only one I was completely in disagreement with was the inventor of Python. He's definitely a mass-murderer

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                      num % 2 isn't a boolean result in any of these languages, so I feel like it would always output "odd"

                      Edit: 0 is false, everything else is true.

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                      • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orgE [email protected]

                        Python is kinda like that in general, unless you try to make it read like ass

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                        Clearly an inferior language. /s

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                        • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                          num % 2 isn't a boolean result in any of these languages, so I feel like it would always output "odd"

                          Edit: 0 is false, everything else is true.

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                          In JS 0 is the same as False

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                          • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                            num % 2 isn't a boolean result in any of these languages, so I feel like it would always output "odd"

                            Edit: 0 is false, everything else is true.

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                            All of those languages will convert numbers into booleans, 0 is false, all other numbers are true.

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                            • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                              num % 2 isn't a boolean result in any of these languages, so I feel like it would always output "odd"

                              Edit: 0 is false, everything else is true.

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                              The joys of dynamic typing.

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                              • moomoomoo309@programming.devM [email protected]

                                All of those languages will convert numbers into booleans, 0 is false, all other numbers are true.

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                                Ah, that makes sense.

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                                • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                  num % 2 isn't a boolean result in any of these languages, so I feel like it would always output "odd"

                                  Edit: 0 is false, everything else is true.

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                                  0 is false in C, Python, and JS. It should work

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                                  • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                    num % 2 isn't a boolean result in any of these languages, so I feel like it would always output "odd"

                                    Edit: 0 is false, everything else is true.

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                                    You'd be surprised.

                                    But seriously, numbers can be used as booleans in an impressive number of languages. Including machine code for almost every machine out there.

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                                    • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orgE [email protected]
                                      print("odd" if num % 2 else "even")
                                      

                                      That's the native python version, for those curious

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                                      Why is the return first?

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                                      • moomoomoo309@programming.devM [email protected]

                                        All of those languages will convert numbers into booleans, 0 is false, all other numbers are true.

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                                        That makes sense. However, num % 2 equaling 0 would mean it's even, and not "odd" like the ternary operator is outputting, yeah?

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                                        • moomoomoo309@programming.devM [email protected]

                                          All of those languages will convert numbers into booleans, 0 is false, all other numbers are true.

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                                          Ah that makes sense.

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