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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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    I mean... If they could sleep through that... 🫡

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      That is quite wild.

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        That is quite wild.

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        "I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".

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          Do where was this? What's the cover cost?

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            At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

            What fragrances were available?

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              “Mistakenly”

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                Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                  And the crew said "THANK YOU!!!"

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                    At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

                    What fragrances were available?

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                    Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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                      Oh, boo fucking hoe

                      Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                        Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                        Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

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                            "I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".

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                            "So since I'm already here, I might as well at this hotel"

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                              Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

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                                This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                                  "accidentally"

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                                    Soooo, when in Rome?

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                                      This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                                      This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                                      https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                                        Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                                        On an ever so slightly related note.

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                                          On an ever so slightly related note.

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                                          Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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