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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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  • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

    At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

    What fragrances were available?

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    Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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      Oh, boo fucking hoe

      Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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        Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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        Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

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            "I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".

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            "So since I'm already here, I might as well at this hotel"

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              Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

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                This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                  "accidentally"

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                    Soooo, when in Rome?

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                      This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                      This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                      https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                        Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                        On an ever so slightly related note.

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                          On an ever so slightly related note.

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                          Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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                            This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                            https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                            Works for me. The sun can get fucked

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                              Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                                Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                                Whoa there stud.

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                                  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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                                    This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                                    Yes, in Canada

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                                      Something something time warp right?

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                                        Oh, boo fucking hoe

                                        Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                                        I respect owning the funny typo.

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