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  3. British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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    "I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".

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    "So since I'm already here, I might as well at this hotel"

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      Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

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        This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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          "accidentally"

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            Soooo, when in Rome?

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              This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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              This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

              https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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              • O [email protected]

                Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                On an ever so slightly related note.

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                • B [email protected]

                  On an ever so slightly related note.

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                  Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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                  • Q [email protected]

                    This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                    https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                    Works for me. The sun can get fucked

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                      Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                        Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                        Whoa there stud.

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                          https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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                            This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                            Yes, in Canada

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                              Something something time warp right?

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                              • F [email protected]

                                Oh, boo fucking hoe

                                Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                                I respect owning the funny typo.

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                                    Why does this never happen to me?

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                                      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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                                      Lol Kate Flannery is in that

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                                      • O [email protected]

                                        Yes, in Canada

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                                        Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

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                                          Honey it was awful. I'm so exhausted, I couldn't sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

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