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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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  • Z [email protected]

    This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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    This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

    https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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    • O [email protected]

      Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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      On an ever so slightly related note.

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      • B [email protected]

        On an ever so slightly related note.

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        Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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        • Q [email protected]

          This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

          https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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          Works for me. The sun can get fucked

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            Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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              Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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              Whoa there stud.

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                https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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                • Z [email protected]

                  This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                  Yes, in Canada

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                    Something something time warp right?

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                    • F [email protected]

                      Oh, boo fucking hoe

                      Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                      I respect owning the funny typo.

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                          Why does this never happen to me?

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                            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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                            Lol Kate Flannery is in that

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                            • O [email protected]

                              Yes, in Canada

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                              Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

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                                Honey it was awful. I'm so exhausted, I couldn't sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

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                                • O [email protected]

                                  Yes, in Canada

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                                  Yes, in Canada

                                  This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, "does it exist elsewhere?"

                                  Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.

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                                  • ikidd@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

                                    Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

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                                    The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

                                    Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.

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                                    • F [email protected]

                                      Oh, boo fucking hoe

                                      Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                                      New phrase just dropped!

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                                        Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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                                        ......oh no.

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                                        • W [email protected]

                                          Why does this never happen to me?

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                                          "Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

                                          Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can't last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall...."

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