British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.
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Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.
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Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.
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This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.
https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/
Works for me. The sun can get fucked
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Best I can do is seventeen minutes.
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Best I can do is seventeen minutes.
Whoa there stud.
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This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere
Yes, in Canada
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Something something time warp right?
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Oh, boo fucking hoe
Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it
I respect owning the funny typo.
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Why does this never happen to me?
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Lol Kate Flannery is in that
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Yes, in Canada
Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?
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Honey it was awful. I'm so exhausted, I couldn't sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.
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Yes, in Canada
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yes, in Canada
This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, "does it exist elsewhere?"
Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.
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Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?
The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.
Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.
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Oh, boo fucking hoe
Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it
New phrase just dropped!
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Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.
......oh no.
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Why does this never happen to me?
"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.
Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can't last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall...."
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Yeah baby.wav
