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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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    Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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      And the crew said "THANK YOU!!!"

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      • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

        At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

        What fragrances were available?

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        Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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          Oh, boo fucking hoe

          Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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            Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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            Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

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                "I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".

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                "So since I'm already here, I might as well at this hotel"

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                  Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

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                    This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                      "accidentally"

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                        Soooo, when in Rome?

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                          This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                          This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                          https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                            Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                            On an ever so slightly related note.

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                              On an ever so slightly related note.

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                              Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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                              • Q [email protected]

                                This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                                https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                                Works for me. The sun can get fucked

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                                  Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                                    Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                                    Whoa there stud.

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                                      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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                                        This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                                        Yes, in Canada

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                                          Something something time warp right?

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