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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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    And the crew said "THANK YOU!!!"

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    • miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

      At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

      What fragrances were available?

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      Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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        Oh, boo fucking hoe

        Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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          Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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          Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

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              "I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".

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              "So since I'm already here, I might as well at this hotel"

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                Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

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                  This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                    "accidentally"

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                      Soooo, when in Rome?

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                        This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                        This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                        https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                          Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                          On an ever so slightly related note.

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                            On an ever so slightly related note.

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                            Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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                            • Q [email protected]

                              This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                              https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                              Works for me. The sun can get fucked

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                                Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                                  Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                                  Whoa there stud.

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                                    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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                                      This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                                      Yes, in Canada

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                                        Something something time warp right?

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                                          Oh, boo fucking hoe

                                          Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                                          I respect owning the funny typo.

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