Work as a waiter
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this is awesome i strivr to do this daily with ever commit i make and every pr i make
this is the vibe we want when coding. Ballmer Peak, baybay
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*cheese fries
"Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"
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Hope they didn't ticket the school bus
I'm a school bus driver. Last year our union shop steward got pulled over for DUI and blew a .32 which is insane. She was stopped at 3 AM and cited but somehow was at work that same morning at 6:30 AM and drove her normal route. The district found out about her DUI later in the day and she was suspended, but it's clear that she was still horribly fucked up when driving kids.
After more than a week she was allowed to resign rather than being fired, which means she was able to get a job driving for a different district. How she was able to do this with a DUI on her record is a mystery to us, too. She is also a councilwoman in a neighboring town but it's hard to imagine that level of politics gives you immunity from DUI. She did apparently flash her councilwoman ID to the officer that stopped her but that did her no good, at least at the time.
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But unprotected anal is just the bee’s knees.
Don't do bees in their knees either, kids
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That describes me and I will never drink before or during work.
yeah there's lots of criteria
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it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based
wrote last edited by [email protected]yep. needing 4 drinks to get right, that sounds quite severe too. even needing 1 is a massive red flag. when the body shakes the morning after drinking, it can be a sign that your body is no longer able to function without alcohol.
detox will need to be medically managed at that point as cold turkey is now life threatening; quitting drinking will seem impossible and yet has now become more urgent than ever
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it's called a high-functioning alcoholic and it's not based
wrote last edited by [email protected]Yeah, I lived like this for maybe thirty years, in between being a junkie. Gave up pretty much all my indulgences the past couple of years because I'm just too old for that shit and the health debt is coming due. I still smoke weed and take the occasional valium. My addictions saw me through a lot of rough patches, and being mostly sober is hard work - but booze and drugs is not a great way to deal with your problems.
Edit - closer to forty years actually. Oops.
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I'm a school bus driver. Last year our union shop steward got pulled over for DUI and blew a .32 which is insane. She was stopped at 3 AM and cited but somehow was at work that same morning at 6:30 AM and drove her normal route. The district found out about her DUI later in the day and she was suspended, but it's clear that she was still horribly fucked up when driving kids.
After more than a week she was allowed to resign rather than being fired, which means she was able to get a job driving for a different district. How she was able to do this with a DUI on her record is a mystery to us, too. She is also a councilwoman in a neighboring town but it's hard to imagine that level of politics gives you immunity from DUI. She did apparently flash her councilwoman ID to the officer that stopped her but that did her no good, at least at the time.
Sounds like Wisconsin
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Have you ever fucked an alcoholic up the ass?
That shit kind of burns when they haven’t had a solid shit for a month.
You gotta eat their ass first, that was where you went wrong. Get that tongue in there and clean up before the fucking ensues.
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Yeah, usually by the time you're in the morning drinking (and not on vacation or something lol).
You're also in the physical withdrawal symptoms, which can kill people or fuck up their brains
I mean, more than a few drinks a week will fuck up your brain.
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"You try doing this job sober!"
-- Fred Dibnah, steeplejack.
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Sounds like Wisconsin
wrote last edited by [email protected]Like a public sector job in Wisconsin would have a union (and isn't police).
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Aha yes, Teaching.
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Getting fucked up before going to work? Hell yeah. Shaking and sweating by noon? Not so fun.
Pff, thats just hypoglycaemia. I need a cookie.. or I'm gonna collapse.
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It's just good advice
Relevant username I guess
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"Does anyone mind if I eat these well I work?"
"As long as you maintain sterile field, I don't see any problem with it. Someone grab an extra scrub-tech to feed this doctor their cheese fries! They got a life to save!"
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"You try doing this job sober!"
-- Fred Dibnah, steeplejack.
That guy was awesome.
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That little brunette can grab my yoke any day
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this is the vibe we want when coding. Ballmer Peak, baybay
See that is what Linux is missing, all their programmers are high, not drunk.
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I mean, more than a few drinks a week will fuck up your brain.
What constitutes "more than a few" here?
