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  • thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

    Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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    Maybe you just haven't had enough ketamine.

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    • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

      i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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      Oh wow, Elon figured out how we'll finally get AGI. The key thing is to publish an automatic mobile client update every single hour of the day! That was the secret productivity metric that every single other company was missing. Thanks, big brain business boy!

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      • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

        i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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        The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

        /s

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        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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          https://xcancel.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960

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          • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

            i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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            #72

            He knows exactly what he's saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it...

            The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won't even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he's basically selling his followers a feeling.

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            • sethtaylor@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              He knows exactly what he's saying and he knows his dumb followers will buy it...

              The fact that most people only skim-read what they scroll through helps him as well. People won't even stop to process what they actually read. With this tweet he's basically selling his followers a feeling.

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              #73

              No, he really is that stupid and clueless. How do you still not see that?

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              • P [email protected]

                Git commit -m "comments and grammar"

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                git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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                • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

                  /s

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                  Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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                  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                    unlike the other AI companys, hes using GROK as a pure propaganda machine, the others were trying to profit from it, but is losing money instead.

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                      Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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                      Cheaper to dispose of them in the upper atmosphere than in the ground

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                        Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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                        Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣

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                          This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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                          I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.

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                            This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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                            Silly Con Valley, amirite?

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                            • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                              i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                              On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

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                              • thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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                                Let's change the font size.

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                                  git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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                                  git commit - m "put today's 'genius' far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there"

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                                    This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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                                    Silicon*

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                                      Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

                                      If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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                                      pay by the update

                                      Uh, how do you imagine that would work? Are you saying this is contract work?

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                                        Or it's because they have morons in product management

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                                        • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                          The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

                                          /s

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                                          It's really not that hard!

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