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  • P [email protected]

    Git commit -m "comments and grammar"

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    git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

      /s

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      Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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      • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

        i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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        unlike the other AI companys, hes using GROK as a pure propaganda machine, the others were trying to profit from it, but is losing money instead.

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          Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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          Cheaper to dispose of them in the upper atmosphere than in the ground

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            Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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            Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣

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              This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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              I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.

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                This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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                Silly Con Valley, amirite?

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                • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                  i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                  On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

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                  • thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                    Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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                    Let's change the font size.

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                      git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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                      git commit - m "put today's 'genius' far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there"

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                        This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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                        Silicon*

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                          Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

                          If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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                          pay by the update

                          Uh, how do you imagine that would work? Are you saying this is contract work?

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                            Or it's because they have morons in product management

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                              The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

                              /s

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                              It's really not that hard!

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                              • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                iOS appstore app testers hate him!

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                                • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                  i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                  Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.

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                                  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                    Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

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                                    • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                      i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                      I want to chat with Ani but she's only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.

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                                        i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                        "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                                        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                          I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

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