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  • F [email protected]

    This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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    Silly Con Valley, amirite?

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    • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

      i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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      On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

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      • thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

        Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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        Let's change the font size.

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          git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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          git commit - m "put today's 'genius' far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there"

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          • F [email protected]

            This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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            Silicon*

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              Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

              If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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              pay by the update

              Uh, how do you imagine that would work? Are you saying this is contract work?

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                Or it's because they have morons in product management

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                • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                  The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

                  /s

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                  It's really not that hard!

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                  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                    iOS appstore app testers hate him!

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                    • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                      i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                      Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.

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                      • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                        i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                        Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

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                        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                          I want to chat with Ani but she's only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.

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                          • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                            i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                            "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                            • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                              i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                              I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

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                              • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                They're just fixing more shit, right?

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                                • B [email protected]

                                  "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                                  There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

                                  https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

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                                  • P [email protected]

                                    There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

                                    https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

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                                    i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written

                                    manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job

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                                      i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written

                                      manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job

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                                      I submit the fast inverse square root.
                                      That code needs to be in a museum.

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                                        No, he really is that stupid and clueless. How do you still not see that?

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                                        I'll be the first to admit that I fell for his (initially) near perfect PR that crafted the industry genius image he's still coasting on to this day. Of course that took a nosedive when he started calling a rescuer "pedo" for pointing out the stupidity of his rescue submarine idea. But it wasn't until he started talking about IT that I finally started to understand he wasn't an average CEO manipulating public opinion to his advantage, but an absolute moron who actually never had any idea of what he was talking about. Yes the dude is that stupid, but good PR is actually hard to completely take down.

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                                        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                          Add a comment.
                                          Commit.

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