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  • J [email protected]

    git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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    git commit - m "put today's 'genius' far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there"

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      This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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      Silicon*

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        Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

        If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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        pay by the update

        Uh, how do you imagine that would work? Are you saying this is contract work?

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          Or it's because they have morons in product management

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          • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

            /s

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            It's really not that hard!

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            • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

              i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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              iOS appstore app testers hate him!

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              • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.

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                • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                  i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                  Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

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                  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                    I want to chat with Ani but she's only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.

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                    • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                      i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                      "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                      • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                        i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                        I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

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                        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                          They're just fixing more shit, right?

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                            "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                            There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

                            https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

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                            • P [email protected]

                              There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

                              https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

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                              i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written

                              manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job

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                                i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written

                                manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job

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                                I submit the fast inverse square root.
                                That code needs to be in a museum.

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                                  No, he really is that stupid and clueless. How do you still not see that?

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                                  I'll be the first to admit that I fell for his (initially) near perfect PR that crafted the industry genius image he's still coasting on to this day. Of course that took a nosedive when he started calling a rescuer "pedo" for pointing out the stupidity of his rescue submarine idea. But it wasn't until he started talking about IT that I finally started to understand he wasn't an average CEO manipulating public opinion to his advantage, but an absolute moron who actually never had any idea of what he was talking about. Yes the dude is that stupid, but good PR is actually hard to completely take down.

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                                  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                    Add a comment.
                                    Commit.

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                                    • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                      i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                      I just assume anything he says is either a lie or hallucination

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                                      • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                        i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                        Incredibly misleading and/or stupid graphs are so funny to me. Because you ship out the most updates, doesn't mean it's the best, it means youre fixing and/or generating more bugs and issues.

                                        Yeah, I updated my minecraft mod 20 times in a week, it doesn't mean it's a stellar mod, it's less than mediocre at best. It was primarily fixing bugs and a crash. Meanwhile the Create mod updates about once every three weeks or so on average, but that's because they properly playtest and bugfix and patch and do all that before they send out an actual update.

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                                        • G [email protected]

                                          I'll be the first to admit that I fell for his (initially) near perfect PR that crafted the industry genius image he's still coasting on to this day. Of course that took a nosedive when he started calling a rescuer "pedo" for pointing out the stupidity of his rescue submarine idea. But it wasn't until he started talking about IT that I finally started to understand he wasn't an average CEO manipulating public opinion to his advantage, but an absolute moron who actually never had any idea of what he was talking about. Yes the dude is that stupid, but good PR is actually hard to completely take down.

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                                          Yeah, taking bolt cutters to a colo to forcibly remove half of Twitter's redundancy was a breaking the camel's back moment. He really thinks grandiose metaphorical displays like carrying a sink with him to a new job are more important than actually producing anything.

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