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  • S [email protected]

    Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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    Cheaper to dispose of them in the upper atmosphere than in the ground

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      Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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      Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣

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        This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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        I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.

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        • F [email protected]

          This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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          Silly Con Valley, amirite?

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          • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

            i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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            On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

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            • thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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              Let's change the font size.

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                git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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                git commit - m "put today's 'genius' far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there"

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                  This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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                  Silicon*

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                    Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

                    If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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                    pay by the update

                    Uh, how do you imagine that would work? Are you saying this is contract work?

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                      Or it's because they have morons in product management

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                      • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

                        /s

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                        It's really not that hard!

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                        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                          iOS appstore app testers hate him!

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                          • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                            i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                            Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.

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                            • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                              i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                              Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

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                              • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                I want to chat with Ani but she's only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.

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                                • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                  i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                  "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                                  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                    I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

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                                    • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                      i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                      They're just fixing more shit, right?

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                                        "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                                        There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

                                        https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

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                                        • P [email protected]

                                          There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

                                          https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

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                                          i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written

                                          manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job

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