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    Producing rockets faster than they can explode during launch!

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    Outproducing the blastwave. Bold strategy 🤣

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      This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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      I’m nowhere close to tech and this is obviously a bad sign. Imagine an apartment complex trying to get new tenants by advertising that they have plumbers and exterminators do work twice a day at various units.

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      • F [email protected]

        This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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        Silly Con Valley, amirite?

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        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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          On the contrary, the rate of mobile app updates being high is more of a red flag of an app development team not having the situation under control, being forced to panic-ship fixes.

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          • thekingoflorda@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            Only such an idiot can think that pushing 2 updates a day is a good idea.

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            Let's change the font size.

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              git commit -m "remove space at end of one line (more to come)"

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              git commit - m "put today's 'genius' far right nonsense in the prompt to counteract any bias towards factual accuracy that was previously there"

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                This is such a joke to anyone in tech. It’s like a Silicone Valley skit.

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                Silicon*

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                  Because their boss is an idiot who will yell at them if they don’t.

                  If you pay by the update, devs will update their way to a nice payday .

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                  pay by the update

                  Uh, how do you imagine that would work? Are you saying this is contract work?

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                    Or it's because they have morons in product management

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                    • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      The man knows about production manufacturing more than anyone else in the world

                      /s

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                      It's really not that hard!

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                      • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                        i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                        iOS appstore app testers hate him!

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                        • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                          i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                          Now that's quality shitpost by Elon "Dumbass" Musk.

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                          • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                            i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                            Oh Elon. You lying sack of shit. Go sell your wares elsewhere.

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                            • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                              i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                              I want to chat with Ani but she's only available on iOS. Deal-breaker. I hate apple. If or when she is available on PC I might give X my money.

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                              • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                                • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                  i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                  I think it's because grok ships the most bugs, so they have to ship the most patches.

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                                  • sunnie@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                    i wish this was fake https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1958854561579638960 oh my fucking god

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                                    They're just fixing more shit, right?

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                                      "My codebase is way better because it has 300x as many lines of code" - that fucking moron, probably

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                                      There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

                                      https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

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                                        There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

                                        https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2022/11/musk-emails-remaining-twitter-staff-to-find-anyone-who-actually-writes-software/

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                                        i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written

                                        manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job

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                                          i wonder how someone can choose the 10 most salient lines of code ever written

                                          manually summarizing 6 months of commits seems also a thrilling job

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                                          I submit the fast inverse square root.
                                          That code needs to be in a museum.

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