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  • G [email protected]

    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

    Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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    Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..

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      COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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      Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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        Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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        The system changes modes at sunrise/sunset but Voyager is always dark mode.

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          Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table

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            Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table

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            It's a high bar; he might have been poor and making the rich people uncomfortable.

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            • T [email protected]

              I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

              Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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              Look 'm in the eye and say M A C A B. It's not about repeating the alphabet, it's about asserting dominance.

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                Fine: "the alphabet starting with emm"

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                    The fuck? You'd think a casino would let the drunk dude keep losing money.

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                      Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                      Because then it would start with .

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                        The fuck? You'd think a casino would let the drunk dude keep losing money.

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                        Probably a liability or legal issue if they're too drunk.

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                          Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..

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                          Thank god they make decent ice tea

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