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    I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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    You left out an 'N.' I'm gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.

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      Sounds sober to me

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          You left out an 'N.' I'm gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.

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          Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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            Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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            • T [email protected]

              I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

              Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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              Maybe Seedy He Effed G, Hate I JK Ellen Mellow Pee

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              • T [email protected]

                I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                • T [email protected]

                  I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                  Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                  Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                  Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                  • magnetosphere@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                    Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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                    But not a quality audience.

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                      I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                      Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                        Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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                        If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                          I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                          Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                          But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

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                          • G [email protected]

                            Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                            Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                            Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
                            Alphabetical Order

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                              Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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                              Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                                Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                                Mmmm splendid

                                https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

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                                  That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home

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                                    Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                                    COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                                      If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                                      watches as weekly active users of all communities plummet

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                                        Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao

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                                        • G [email protected]

                                          Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                                          Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                                          Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..

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