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      Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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        I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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          I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

          Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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          You left out an 'N.' I'm gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.

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            Sounds sober to me

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                You left out an 'N.' I'm gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.

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                Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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                  Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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                    I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                    Maybe Seedy He Effed G, Hate I JK Ellen Mellow Pee

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                      I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                      Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                      I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                        I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                        Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                          Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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                          But not a quality audience.

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                            I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                            Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                              Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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                              If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                                I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                                Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                                But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

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                                  Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                                  Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                                  Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
                                  Alphabetical Order

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                                    Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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                                    Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                                      Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                                      Mmmm splendid

                                      https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

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                                        That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home

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                                          Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                                          COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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