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    I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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      I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

      Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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      You left out an 'N.' I'm gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.

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        Sounds sober to me

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          #6

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            You left out an 'N.' I'm gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.

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            Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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              Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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                I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                Maybe Seedy He Effed G, Hate I JK Ellen Mellow Pee

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                  I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                  Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                  I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                    I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                    Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                      Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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                      But not a quality audience.

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                        I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                        Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                          Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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                          If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                            I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                            Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                            But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

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                              Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                              Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                              Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
                              Alphabetical Order

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                                Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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                                Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                                  Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                                  Mmmm splendid

                                  https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

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                                    That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home

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                                      Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                                      COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                                        If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                                        watches as weekly active users of all communities plummet

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                                          Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao

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