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  • T [email protected]

    I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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    Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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      Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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      If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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        I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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        But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

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          Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

          Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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          Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
          Alphabetical Order

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            Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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            Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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              Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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              Mmmm splendid

              https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

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                That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home

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                  Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                  COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                    If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                    watches as weekly active users of all communities plummet

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                      Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao

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                        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                        Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                        Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..

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                          COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                          Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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                            Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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                            The system changes modes at sunrise/sunset but Voyager is always dark mode.

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                              Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table

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                                Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table

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                                It's a high bar; he might have been poor and making the rich people uncomfortable.

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                                  I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                                  Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                                  Look 'm in the eye and say M A C A B. It's not about repeating the alphabet, it's about asserting dominance.

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                                    Fine: "the alphabet starting with emm"

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                                        The fuck? You'd think a casino would let the drunk dude keep losing money.

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                                          Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                                          Because then it would start with .

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