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  • T [email protected]

    I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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    Maybe Seedy He Effed G, Hate I JK Ellen Mellow Pee

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    • T [email protected]

      I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

      Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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      I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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      • T [email protected]

        I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

        Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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        • magnetosphere@fedia.ioM [email protected]

          Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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          But not a quality audience.

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          • T [email protected]

            I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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            Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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              Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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              If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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              • T [email protected]

                I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

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                • G [email protected]

                  Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                  Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                  Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
                  Alphabetical Order

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                    Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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                    Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                      Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                      Mmmm splendid

                      https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

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                        That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home

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                          Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                          COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                          • T [email protected]

                            If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                            watches as weekly active users of all communities plummet

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                              Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao

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                              • G [email protected]

                                Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                                Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                                Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..

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                                  COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                                  Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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                                    Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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                                    The system changes modes at sunrise/sunset but Voyager is always dark mode.

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                                      Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table

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                                        Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table

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                                        It's a high bar; he might have been poor and making the rich people uncomfortable.

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                                          Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                                          Look 'm in the eye and say M A C A B. It's not about repeating the alphabet, it's about asserting dominance.

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