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    I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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    Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

    Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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    • magnetosphere@fedia.ioM [email protected]

      Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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      But not a quality audience.

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      • T [email protected]

        I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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        Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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          Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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          If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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          • T [email protected]

            I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

            Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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            But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

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            • G [email protected]

              Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

              Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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              Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
              Alphabetical Order

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                Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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                Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                  Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                  Mmmm splendid

                  https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

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                    That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home

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                      Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                      COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                        If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                        watches as weekly active users of all communities plummet

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                          Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao

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                          • G [email protected]

                            Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                            Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                            Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..

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                              COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                              Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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                                Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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                                The system changes modes at sunrise/sunset but Voyager is always dark mode.

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                                  Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table

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                                    Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table

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                                    It's a high bar; he might have been poor and making the rich people uncomfortable.

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                                    • T [email protected]

                                      I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                                      Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                                      Look 'm in the eye and say M A C A B. It's not about repeating the alphabet, it's about asserting dominance.

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                                        Fine: "the alphabet starting with emm"

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