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    This makes me angry

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      Chill! This is a common problem that must people have.

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        Chill! This is a common problem that must people have.

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        Being angry? That makes me even more angry!

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            Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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              OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.

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                  Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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                  Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.

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                    He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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                      He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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                      Nah, just needs the right butt plug.

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                        OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                        LMAO

                        That is savage AF!!!

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                          Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!!
                          Not yet!

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                            Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                              Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                              Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                                I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                                  Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                                  Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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                                    Dirty son of a bitches
                                    Need to wash they motherfuckin ass, mane
                                    Don't make no goddamn sense
                                    Shit pissin me off, mane
                                    I'm serious than a motherfucker
                                    Dirty-ass bitches

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                                      I also judge this guy.

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                                        I also judge this guy.

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                                        I also judge this guy's dead wife.

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                                          "girlfriend"
                                          Ha yeah right dude

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