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    Chill! This is a common problem that must people have.

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      Chill! This is a common problem that must people have.

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      Being angry? That makes me even more angry!

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          Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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            OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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              0% chance that guy didn’t shart on that chair.

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                Dude was wiping down his chair more often than his ass.

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                Well yeah. Wipi g your chair isn't gay.

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                  He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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                    He should do anal tightening exercises every other day to cut down on all that feces leaking out.

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                    Nah, just needs the right butt plug.

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                      OP should ditch their imaginary girlfriend for another one less annoying.

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                      LMAO

                      That is savage AF!!!

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                        Go to the bathrooooooommm!!!!
                        Not yet!

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                          Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                            Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                            Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                              I could understand if it smelled like swamp-ass (sweat) from sitting there too long, especially in a chair made of faux leather, but it shouldn't smell like poop.

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                                Wait are you suggesting I put a crumb tray under my chair or that my chair already has a crumb tray and I never noticed?

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                                Aerons have a helpful gap to put a crumb tray between the top of the pneumatics and the bottom of the arse mezzanine

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                                  Dirty son of a bitches
                                  Need to wash they motherfuckin ass, mane
                                  Don't make no goddamn sense
                                  Shit pissin me off, mane
                                  I'm serious than a motherfucker
                                  Dirty-ass bitches

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                                    I also judge this guy.

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                                      I also judge this guy.

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                                      I also judge this guy's dead wife.

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                                        "girlfriend"
                                        Ha yeah right dude

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                                          Aeron chair with a crumb tray under.the mesh. Empty the tray once a year and hose down the chair every other.

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                                          I just let all the cat hair collect there and it seems to do a pretty good job of holding on to the crumbs until I vacuum.

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