Least regrettable but most unconventional liquid to take a bath in?
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Missed opportunity for a Saw film
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The asses' milk would moisturize skin. I assume a water rinse though, because old milk stinks and could cause a yeast infection.
The asp was legendarily her choice to commit suicide, though it was probably an Egyptian Cobra, if it was a snake at all. (Asp bite death is slower and much more painful than cobra bite death.)
I have a theory that the asp legend depends partly on the fact it's easier to rhyme "asp" than Egyptian Cobra.
As for snakebite in general, I note that male artists have universally portrayed the snake biting her on her bare booby. That's not actually a good way to get the venom quickly to the heart/brain/lungs, because boobies are mostly fat, but it makes goodpornArt. -
You don't want it to get in your body (holes, cuts etc...)
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Water based lube.
It’d have to be a communal bath though, and I’m inviting you all, even Hairy Steve.
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Cold press would make it extra virgin baby oil?
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Extrapolating from the slipperiness of lube on the floor: this is a terrible idea. People will be bouncing around like pinballs.
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This just sounds more and more appealing. Count me in.
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Vantablack isn't really paint, it's a coating of nanotubes the size of an atom. I wonder what that would feel like.
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Yeah, after I looked at it a bit and saw that exposure to/inhaling nanotubes probably isn't the greatest idea I figured nontoxic paint was the next go to.
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You'll completely float on mercury, and cesium does no good to your body. Like, at all.
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You’ve got two Cleopatra stories mixed up there.
She was said to bathe in ass’s (donkey’s) milk.
She killed herself by holding an asp (snake) to her breast.
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I wanna know what it feels like though
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Cold press is the method, extra virgin means first pressing. After the first go, you start to get more baby juices and solids mixed in with the oil.
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It's someone's fetish for sure
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Alcoholic beverages
- white wine (but a dip into red would be interesting)
- beer, for the carbonation
- champagne, for the bubbles and the decadence of it
Other liquids
- sparkling water, a jacuzzi without one
- rose water (for those who don't know, it is sickly sweet smelling and very persistent and can be food grade)
- oil, like sunflower, olive or any other of the like. After, just scrape you body, like the ancient athletes would do
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Actually because of the density you wont be able to sink more than about 1/6th of your body into it.
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I had no idea a single symbol existed for an interrobang?!
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I read these to my husband and he said "an oil bath sounds like it would be good for your skin but you'd be all slipping around and unable to get out then you'd drown." While flailing his arms around as a visual aid.
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What happens if I make a me espresso using me soup?
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It absolutely does‽
