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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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  • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

    30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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    It's for personal use.

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      It's for personal use.

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      Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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        The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.

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          Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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            Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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            Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

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              It's for personal use.

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              Taking a bath in style

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                It's for personal use.

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                These guys were THIRSTY!

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                  How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                    It's for personal use.

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                    If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                      What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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                      • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

                        Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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                        Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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                          Is nothing sacred?

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                            Finally, bull milk!

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                              Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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                                New Jackass Episode???

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                                • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

                                  30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                                  Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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                                    How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                    Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                                    • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                      How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                      The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                                        Creamy and delicious

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                                          Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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