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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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    The pedigrees of steers is a world unto itself. I've heard stories of people who were in the business getting wined and dined by governments. Bizarre but pretty interesting.

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      Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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        Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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        Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

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          It's for personal use.

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          Taking a bath in style

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            It's for personal use.

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            These guys were THIRSTY!

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              How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                It's for personal use.

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                If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                  What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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                    Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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                    Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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                      Is nothing sacred?

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                        Finally, bull milk!

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                          Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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                            New Jackass Episode???

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                              30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                              Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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                                How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                                  How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                                  The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                                    Creamy and delicious

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                                      Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                        Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                        Why is that guy red

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                                          My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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