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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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  • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

    Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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    Probably because the actual plot would be nowhere near exciting enough to compensate for the draconian restrictions enforced by ratings agencies for daring to mention human reproduction 🤷

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      It's for personal use.

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      Taking a bath in style

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        It's for personal use.

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        These guys were THIRSTY!

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          How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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            It's for personal use.

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            If only there was a vegan alternative.

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              What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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              • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

                Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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                Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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                  Is nothing sacred?

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                    Finally, bull milk!

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                      Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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                        New Jackass Episode???

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                        • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

                          30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                          Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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                          • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                            Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                            • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                              How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                              The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                                Creamy and delicious

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                                  Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                    Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                    Why is that guy red

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                                      My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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                                        Why is that guy red

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                                        He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs

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                                          One man's cum is another man's income

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