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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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  • R [email protected]

    It's for personal use.

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    Taking a bath in style

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    • R [email protected]

      It's for personal use.

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      These guys were THIRSTY!

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        How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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        • R [email protected]

          It's for personal use.

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          If only there was a vegan alternative.

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            What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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            • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

              Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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              Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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                Is nothing sacred?

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                  Finally, bull milk!

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                  • C [email protected]

                    Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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                      New Jackass Episode???

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                      • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

                        30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                        Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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                        • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                          Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                          • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                            The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                              Creamy and delicious

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                                Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                  Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                  Why is that guy red

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                                    My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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                                      Why is that guy red

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                                      He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs

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                                        One man's cum is another man's income

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                                        • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                          If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                                          you may not have any of my flower semen.

                                          edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece

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