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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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  • R [email protected]

    It's for personal use.

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    These guys were THIRSTY!

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      How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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      • R [email protected]

        It's for personal use.

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        If only there was a vegan alternative.

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          What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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          • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

            Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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            Wasn't that one plot point of Man of Steel?

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              Is nothing sacred?

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                Finally, bull milk!

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                  Kinda looks like milk, so maybe they were thirsty?

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                    New Jackass Episode???

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                    • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

                      30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                      Other farms for insemination, my guess. I'd imagine they're for specific breeds.

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                      • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                        Yes, about one ejaculate.

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                        • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                          How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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                          The official unit is bull-kkake.

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                            Creamy and delicious

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                              Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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                                Why is that guy red

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                                  My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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                                    Why is that guy red

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                                    He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs

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                                      One man's cum is another man's income

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                                      • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                        If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                                        you may not have any of my flower semen.

                                        edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece

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                                          How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

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