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Thieves steal €30,000 in bull semen from farm in northern Germany

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  • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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    Yes, about one ejaculate.

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    • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

      How much volume is 30k of bull spunk? I'm thinking it must be at least a bucket full.

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      The official unit is bull-kkake.

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        Creamy and delicious

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          Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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            Image the culprits, suspected to be fuck-goofs

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            Why is that guy red

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              My milkshake brings all the bulls to the yard

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                Why is that guy red

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                He's a twiggy alien that's severely allergic to dogs

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                  One man's cum is another man's income

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                  • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                    you may not have any of my flower semen.

                    edit: no that's mean take a teensy piece

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                      How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

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                      • magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.comM [email protected]

                        What are you going to do with it @[email protected]?

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                        Why me 😭

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                          Prost Mahlzeit!

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                          • regrettable_incident@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                            If only there was a vegan alternative.

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                            Veganism implies consent.

                            Do I need to spell it out for you how to get a load in a vegan way or can you figure it out?

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                              Do they plan to make Red Bull?

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                              • quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyzQ [email protected]

                                Why there are no movies about sperm bank robberies?

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                                There is Brassic episode about stealing bull sperm (although from a farm, not a bank).

                                I think it's S3e01

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                                  Did no one see this coming?

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                                    "Quick, spit it into this thermos!"

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                                      How do you fence 30k of cow spunk?

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                                      I don't know, but once I was flying business class and the guy next to me had a liquid-nitrogen flask full of prize-winning brahma bull spooge. According to the guy, couriers like that are well-compensated. Made my work seem meaningful in comparison.

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                                        Why is that guy red

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                                        He's shy.

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                                        • omegalemmy@discuss.onlineO [email protected]

                                          30 thousand euros worth? Where are they sold?

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                                          There are online marketplaces for it.

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