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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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    "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
    You could be eligible for compensation!
    Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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      I always called laundromats washaterias until I moved out of the South and my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slang.

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      my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

      Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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        Okay but how?

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          Okay but how?

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          It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

          Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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            It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

            Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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            Fuck. I forgot about that.

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            • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

              Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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              Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn't quite get there.

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                It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

                Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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                See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                  "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
                  You could be eligible for compensation!
                  Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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                  Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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                    Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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                      how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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                        See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                        Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                          Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                          One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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                            That's a Candy. Italians be like that. 🙂

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                              Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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                                Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                                  Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                                  Wait, ladies and what?

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                                    Wait, ladies and what?

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                                    You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                                      He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                                      It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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                                        He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                                        Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.

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                                          Okay but how?

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                                          Lots of cum in the clothes.

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