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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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    Okay but how?

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      Okay but how?

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      It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

      Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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        It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

        Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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        Fuck. I forgot about that.

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        • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          my girlfriend thought I was using 1920's era time traveler slag

          Is she from 1920s? And is she a slag?

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          Lol, I was trying to say a slang word from 1920, but I didn't quite get there.

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            It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

            Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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            See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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              "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
              You could be eligible for compensation!
              Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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              Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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                Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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                  how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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                    See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                    Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                      Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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                      One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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                        That's a Candy. Italians be like that. 🙂

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                          Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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                            Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                              Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                              Wait, ladies and what?

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                                Wait, ladies and what?

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                                You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                                • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                  He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                                  It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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                                    He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                                    Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.

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                                      Okay but how?

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                                      Lots of cum in the clothes.

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                                        See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                                        Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                                          Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                                          Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they're closer to succeeding.

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