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Finally a washing machine that understands me

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  • C [email protected]

    It knows what clothes you have around, duh.

    Just kidding, it's Swedish for "End".

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    See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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    • notso@feddit.orgN [email protected]

      "Have you or one of your loved ones been subject to defamation by a washing machine, refrigerator or another household appliance causing severe emotional damage and trauma?
      You could be eligible for compensation!
      Call 505-842-5662 today and make your washing machine your cash machine!"

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      Saul out there representing every foreigner who's ever washed clothes or watched an old movie in Denmark 😄

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        Max SPIN FART until SLUT: 1200 rpm

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          how the fuck did you get stuck in the drier again step sibling?

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          • V [email protected]

            See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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            Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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              Yeah, there are multiple languages where "SLUT" is the best way to say "End" in 4 characters.

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              One of them being English, depending on the specific activity.

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                That's a Candy. Italians be like that. 🙂

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                  Put your dirty load in me, I know you want to!

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                    Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                    • B [email protected]

                      Ah, that's the machine all those ladies get stuck in.

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                      Wait, ladies and what?

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                        Wait, ladies and what?

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                        You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                        • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                          He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                          It looks like a Candy HE model actually

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                          • whatsherbucket@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                            He calls her Whirlpool, because everyone gets a turn in the spin cycle.

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                            Except for you, then she's never had Dryer Sheets.

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                            • T [email protected]

                              Okay but how?

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                              Lots of cum in the clothes.

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                                See also: Danish. Possibly Norwegian too

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                                Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                                  Moot, these are just sub-variants of the Swedish language.

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                                  Wrong way around. Swedish and Norwegian are failed attempts at Danish. Which is proof that Norwegians are more linguistically skilled, seeing as they're closer to succeeding.

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                                    the washing machine, wondering what it did to deserve this

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                                      Finally, a solution!

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                                      • D [email protected]

                                        You've not had your stepmum, stepsister, stepteacher, or stepneighbour get their head stuck in a washing machine -whilst mostly naked, or wearing tight suggestive clothing- and have needed you to get behind them to help them out?

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                                        Oh no, it's hard.

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