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  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

    and masturbatory

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    Masturbating is fun, Superfluo is SuperCool. How much can one(1) additional egg win?!

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    • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

      I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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      Use fertilized eggs

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        We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

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        Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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        • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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          I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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            Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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            Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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              Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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                Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]
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                  Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

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                  • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                    and masturbatory

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                    Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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                      Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                      So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                      Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                        I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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                        Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                          Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                          I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

                          Wait, I mean, not that kind...

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                            So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                            Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                            XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

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                              Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                              The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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                              • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                                "expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

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                                • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                  I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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                                  Other way around

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                                    Other way around

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                                    adding masturbation is sementory?

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                                    • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                                      Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                                      Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                                      • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                        Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                                        too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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                                        • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                          adding masturbation is sementory?

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                                          semenary

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