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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

    I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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    Use fertilized eggs

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      We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

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      Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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        I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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          Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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          Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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            Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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              Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

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                • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                  and masturbatory

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                  Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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                    Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                    So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                    Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                      I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

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                      Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                        Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                        I'd go with "OK" as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn't sating hunger.

                        Wait, I mean, not that kind...

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                          So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                          Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                          XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

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                          • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                            The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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                            • thebat@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

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                              "expeditiously kill yourself, post haste" most likely

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                              • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                I thought adding semen was masturbatory

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                                Other way around

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                                  Other way around

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                                  adding masturbation is sementory?

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                                  • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS [email protected]

                                    Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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                                    Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                                    • ssupii@sopuli.xyzS [email protected]

                                      Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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                                      too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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                                      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                        adding masturbation is sementory?

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                                        semenary

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                                          midwittery

                                          Now that is a new one.

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