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  • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

    I'd be interested in a status update as the days go by- how many tubesteaks do you receive

    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #8

    Zero so far. Am sad.

    Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

    Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Zero so far. Am sad.

      Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

      Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

      reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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      #9

      God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

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      • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

        God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

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        #10

        By god! You've done it!

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          By god! You've done it!

          reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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          #11

          waIT WHAT

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          • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

            waIT WHAT

            stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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            #12

            That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              That's about 9 days worth of notifications for me.

              reygle@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
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              #13

              oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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                He's holding it upside down

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                #14

                There's no cord! Without it's curly whirly umbilical cord how will it survive on it's own?

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                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                  pan0wski@infosec.pubP This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #15

                  Thanks bro.

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                  • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                    oh. MORE WANGS PEOPLE. FLING THE SLING

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                    #16

                    Skin flutes in…3…2…1…

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                    • reygle@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                      God damn it people, send this person some trouser salami

                      dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #17

                      Don't worry, I fix

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Zero so far. Am sad.

                        Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                        Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                        #18

                        Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          B This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #19

                          ::: spoiler spoiler

                          :::

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                          • M [email protected]

                            Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

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                            #20

                            I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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                              #21

                              I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                              • M [email protected]

                                I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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                                #22

                                I try my best ❤

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                  #23

                                  Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                    #24

                                    Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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                                      #25

                                      thx bro

                                      i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                                        COCK

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                                        #26

                                        ok 😉

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                                        • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                                          ok 😉

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                                          #27

                                          None of you people are funny and I hate you

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