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Bloomberg: Trump tariffs on Canada lumber risk pinching toilet paper supply

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  • fenririii@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
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    It's reverse egging and papering.

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      I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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      You realize it sprays clean water, not dirty arse water, right?

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        No, you can rinse your balls as well.

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        You can use it to rinse Grabthar's Hammer if you want.

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          About time for the covid hoarders to resupply!

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          "Hoarding" was just another example of American media blaming individuals for systemic problems. There are always a few idiots, but what actually happened was a breakdown in supply chains.

          Same thing happens every time it snows. Stores have enough stock for X people to buy TP. When the whole neighborhood decides to stock up at the same time, they run out.

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          • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

            once again the bidet users reign like clean hole kings

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            always have been

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              I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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              Yea same. Good thing that isn’t how it works at all. Also what, some water spray is worse than smearing poop around? Like, ok buddy.

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              • cruxifux@feddit.nlC [email protected]

                Every time I hear about someone stock piling toilet paper I can’t help but think how brutally stupid that person must be. Get a fucking bidet. They’re cheap and easy to get and you aren’t blowing a bunch of money and storage space and looking like a jackass at the grocery store.

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                Also, if one really have the need of passing paper on the butt, then do like this guy and have your own organic green self-grown toilet paper:
                https://www.robingreenfield.org/growyourowntoiletpaper/

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                  The Trump administration plans to almost double duties on Canadian softwood lumber to 27%, with the possibility of additional levies pushing the rate to more than 50%. While Trump advocates for new tariffs partly to bolster U.S. manufacturing, they may also hit the availability of northern bleached softwood kraft pulp, or NBSK, a key component in making toilet paper and paper towels.

                  a_random_idiot@lemmy.worldA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  Oh god.

                  not again.

                  why is it always the fucking toilet paper.

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                  • match@pawb.socialM [email protected]

                    once again the bidet users reign like clean hole kings

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                    And don't forget the reusable butthole towels.

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                      I just can't deal with the idea of dirty arse water splashing my balls

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                      A bidet gets its water straight from the tap, not from the toilet bowl. His is the same water that you wash your hands in.

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