Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

agnos.is Forums

  1. Home
  2. Not The Onion
  3. Young US men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'

Young US men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Not The Onion
nottheonion
132 Posts 76 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • kbal@fedia.ioK [email protected]

    doggedly backed the invasion of Ukraine, calling it a Holy War

    Yeah I don't really give a shit about their concept of the male gender. Apparently it involves fathering many children, so that Russia doesn't run out of soldiers for the hundred years of glorious holy war it will take to defeat NATO and save the world. If you really want to reach the ultimate heights of manliness, try wearing eye shadow, practicing embroidery, and watching Hello Kitty while remaining confidently masculine.

    possiblylinux127@lemmy.zipP This user is from outside of this forum
    possiblylinux127@lemmy.zipP This user is from outside of this forum
    [email protected]
    wrote on last edited by
    #69

    Putin needs an army to meet his growing desires for power

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • hanrahan@slrpnk.netH [email protected]

      Sort if like Chruch of England schism

      P This user is from outside of this forum
      P This user is from outside of this forum
      [email protected]
      wrote on last edited by
      #70

      Not really. That was primarily because the king of England at the time (Henry VIII) wanted the freedom to divorce his wives and take new ones repeatedly - he literally asked the pope to annul his marriage and the pope told him no.

      Well, he took that personally.

      F 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • V [email protected]

        A younger brother of mine just baptized into an Orthodox church nearby. Is this the same thing?

        P This user is from outside of this forum
        P This user is from outside of this forum
        [email protected]
        wrote on last edited by
        #71

        If your younger brother watches a lot of right wing rabbithole type content it's entirely possible that he's on the same pipeline, yes.

        1 Reply Last reply
        2
        • S [email protected]
          This post did not contain any content.
          blackmist@feddit.ukB This user is from outside of this forum
          blackmist@feddit.ukB This user is from outside of this forum
          [email protected]
          wrote on last edited by
          #72

          He looks like he would be handy on a trip through Ravenholm.

          1 Reply Last reply
          8
          • F [email protected]

            They're probably just hunting for a construct. I'm sure if anyone actually does move to Russia they'll just be given a gun and told to shoot ukrainians

            F This user is from outside of this forum
            F This user is from outside of this forum
            [email protected]
            wrote on last edited by
            #73

            They'll have a gun pointed at them and told to clear minefields in the Donbass.

            1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • A [email protected]

              There is no easy solution and the fact your dismissive and snarky reply is so upvoted is kind of proof that there is no fixing the situation anymore

              The hard solution is to first deplatform their demagogues but since they make their media platforms ridiculous money, it isn't changing

              There's also a significant possibility we simply won't be having real elections in America anymore so the chance to get progressive people in office to curb this is over

              F This user is from outside of this forum
              F This user is from outside of this forum
              [email protected]
              wrote on last edited by
              #74

              The hard solution is to first deplatform their demagogues but since they make their media platforms ridiculous money, it isn’t changing

              No need to deplatform if nobody wants to be the demagogue. Their propaganda is an act of war. Treat it as such and take appropriate measures.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • corkyskog@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                Irons can burn in hell. Either steamer or dryer, but ironing legitimately sucks. It somehow makes my shirt more wrinkly than I started.

                N This user is from outside of this forum
                N This user is from outside of this forum
                [email protected]
                wrote on last edited by
                #75

                Sounds like you're too manly for your iron. Try being a bit gayer next time.

                E 1 Reply Last reply
                4
                • S [email protected]

                  Campbell's classic chicken noodle hits different when you're recovering from a bout of norovirus.

                  But generally yes, canned soup is pretty bad. There's a ton of soups across most global cuisines, so many so that it's borderline unbelievable that you've never tried a single one.

                  F This user is from outside of this forum
                  F This user is from outside of this forum
                  [email protected]
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #76

                  And soup is so easy to make from scratch, it seems feeble to open a can. But yeah, OK, if you're sick, that's another thing.

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • F [email protected]

                    Toxic masculinity is full of shaming men for random things that are arbitrarily defined as not manly. Nothing is more dangerous for a Man than not conforming to masculine gender norms

                    F This user is from outside of this forum
                    F This user is from outside of this forum
                    [email protected]
                    wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                    #77

                    When I was younger, I was thin, blond, green-eyed and freckled. In short, a bit of a twink. I didn't present as macho, but grew up in a rough neighborhood and when I went to college, could take down any "manly" frat-boy bullies who thought they could push me around.

                    Now I'm much older, also much bigger, look like an extra in a biker movie, but am still the same guy I was back then, and I'm never on the side of 'roid-raging morons or idiot red-pillers. When they think I'm one of them and start chatting shit, I shut it down fast. Even when they're hormone-stuffed human cauliflowers, they're soft. I'm not going to turn my back on my gay, lesbian and trans friends just because they make you insecure. You're the one with the wrong values and self-loathing. Work on that if you want to feel better about yourself.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • F [email protected]

                      I think men are going to have to define foe themselves what secure masculinity looks like and how to achieve it.

                      F This user is from outside of this forum
                      F This user is from outside of this forum
                      [email protected]
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #78

                      Not worrying about it has been a solution that has worked well for me. Having a close friend who's lesbian helped a lot too. She taught me a lot about being true to one's self, and I love her for it. In the next life, if she's into men or I'm a woman, we'll get together. In this life, we don't have sex, but there are plenty of other ways to show love for someone. She's my sister from another mother.

                      F 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • E [email protected]

                        that's like 3 layers of scam: church, manliness and absurd levels

                        F This user is from outside of this forum
                        F This user is from outside of this forum
                        [email protected]
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #79

                        Maybe four, if you include Russian state-controlled church.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        2
                        • hanrahan@slrpnk.netH [email protected]

                          Sort if like Chruch of England schism

                          52fighters@lemmy.sdf.org5 This user is from outside of this forum
                          52fighters@lemmy.sdf.org5 This user is from outside of this forum
                          [email protected]
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #80

                          The roots were more substantial. The political leadership in Moscow took offense when their religious leaders in Kiev (Kiev was the religious capital of their brand of Orthodoxy) went to the Council of Florence and agreed to union with the Catholic Church. Corrupt secular leadership in Moscow feared accountability to anyone so they deposed the Metropolitan (a type of bishop) of Kiev and then ordered the bishops of Moscow to elect their own patriarch. That's how it got started. And the Russian Orthodox are insane. Many go so far as to say that the Catholic Church has no valid sacraments at all. They frequently get in the way of restoration of union between Rome and other Eastern Orthodox but I feel like we've hit a break point where others in the east have had enough. It is time to say "NO" to Moscow. Your political organization masquerading as a religion has done enough harm. Go to the pits of hell where you belong.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          1
                          • avidamoeba@lemmy.caA [email protected]

                            Manliness has always been a scam.

                            Source: me having grown up in the Balkans where manliness tends to reign supreme as a life goal

                            F This user is from outside of this forum
                            F This user is from outside of this forum
                            [email protected]
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #81

                            me having grown up in the Balkans where manliness tends to reign supreme as a life goal

                            And it's entangled with paranoid, exclusive nationalism of the worst sort. It's no wonder the women there like foreign guys.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • P [email protected]

                              Not really. That was primarily because the king of England at the time (Henry VIII) wanted the freedom to divorce his wives and take new ones repeatedly - he literally asked the pope to annul his marriage and the pope told him no.

                              Well, he took that personally.

                              F This user is from outside of this forum
                              F This user is from outside of this forum
                              [email protected]
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #82

                              And the post-Tudor CoE lost interest in persecuting people fairly quickly, mainly Catholics and nonconformist Protestants. Past King Billy's time, they've just been lukewarm and mildly inclusive, like most other mainstream Protestant sects.

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • J [email protected]

                                JFC if someone is this worried about their "manliness" or lack thereof, there's really no hope for them.

                                D This user is from outside of this forum
                                D This user is from outside of this forum
                                [email protected]
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #83

                                Are you talking about me? How do you know? It's pure rumors anyway! I'm extremely manly, OK? My car makes a lot of noise, so yeah. I'm heterosexual btw

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                3
                                • N [email protected]

                                  So basically a church of assholes competing with each other to out asshole each other. Then they wonder why their kids don't talk to them and that "manliness" skips a generation. I am willing to bet these "absurdly manly" men are in the closet and over compensating.Using an iron is too feminine? Bitch if you want to be respected as a professional don't fucking show up in wrinkled ass clothes. Why do you think the army fucking irons? Because you look good in unwrinkled clothes. God dammit I am going on a rant again.

                                  M This user is from outside of this forum
                                  M This user is from outside of this forum
                                  [email protected]
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #84

                                  The army needs to look good?

                                  N 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • M [email protected]

                                    In college a woman remarked "I don't know many men manly enough to wear a pink shirt."

                                    6 This user is from outside of this forum
                                    6 This user is from outside of this forum
                                    [email protected]
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #85

                                    She hasn't seen rugby players in the south of France.

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    1
                                    • S [email protected]
                                      This post did not contain any content.
                                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                                      R This user is from outside of this forum
                                      [email protected]
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #86

                                      IF you can be shamed into going a Russian church to be manly, you are headed in the opposite direction from the path to manliness - you become a pussy who can only follow.

                                      jerkface@lemmy.caJ S 2 Replies Last reply
                                      22
                                      • N [email protected]

                                        Watching gay porn is twice as manly as watching straight porn.

                                        F This user is from outside of this forum
                                        F This user is from outside of this forum
                                        [email protected]
                                        wrote on last edited by [email protected]
                                        #87

                                        I'm actually double straight because I was straight when I was supposedly a guy and now I'm a woman and still straight. checkmate, low T beta cucks bad to the bone guitar riff

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        3
                                        • R [email protected]

                                          IF you can be shamed into going a Russian church to be manly, you are headed in the opposite direction from the path to manliness - you become a pussy who can only follow.

                                          jerkface@lemmy.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                          jerkface@lemmy.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                          [email protected]
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #88

                                          I didn't come here for MORE toxic masculinity and gender shaming. Sort your shit out.

                                          N 1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups