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  • R [email protected]

    No, but I can tell you that ejaculating on the doctor is not the answer.

    Offers of reciprocation also don't earn you extra credit. Which is bullshit.

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    Can you elaborate? I don't see why these wouldn't work

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      I once leaked

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      Did they plug the leak?

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        The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.

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        • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
          • Bend over
          • Relax
          • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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          what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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            Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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              Deeper daddy!

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                Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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                  If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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                  • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
                    • Bend over
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                    • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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                    "BULLSEYE!"

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                      Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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                        Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                        ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                          "BULLSEYE!"

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                          "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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                            Yes. 👉👌

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                              No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                                ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                                Once your finger is inside

                                fist

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                                  google mtf

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                                    When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"

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                                      Estradiol

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                                        In, out, in, out, select, start

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                                          No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                                          I got a D

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