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    I once leaked

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    Did they plug the leak?

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      The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.

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        • Bend over
        • Relax
        • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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        what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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          Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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            Deeper daddy!

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              Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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                If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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                  "BULLSEYE!"

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                    Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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                      Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                      ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                        "BULLSEYE!"

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                        "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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                          Yes. 👉👌

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                            No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                              Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                              ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                              Once your finger is inside

                              fist

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                                google mtf

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                                  When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"

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                                    Estradiol

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                                      In, out, in, out, select, start

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                                        No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                                        I got a D

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                                          what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                                          Only if you ejaculate between.

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