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    The best way to go is a some "a", a few "o", a long string of "m", and write "oh yeah" in the last question.

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
      • Bend over
      • Relax
      • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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      what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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        Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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          Deeper daddy!

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            Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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              If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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              • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
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                "BULLSEYE!"

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                  Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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                    Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                    ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                      "BULLSEYE!"

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                      "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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                        Yes. 👉👌

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                          No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                            Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                            ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                            Once your finger is inside

                            fist

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                              google mtf

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                                When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"

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                                  Estradiol

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                                    In, out, in, out, select, start

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                                      No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                                      I got a D

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                                        what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                                        Only if you ejaculate between.

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                                          Here: https://goatse.cx/

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