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    Doctor, I don't feel a ring on that finger

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      Deeper daddy!

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        Get a tattoo before exam on your butt that has doctors name saying “Name of Doctor wuz here”. They give you extra credit.

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          If you feel a hand on each shoulder you have a great doctor there.

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          • random_character_a@lemmy.worldR [email protected]
            • Bend over
            • Relax
            • Don't say "Ahh" or "Uhh". If you must vocalize, "hnngth" is acceptable.
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            "BULLSEYE!"

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              Practice to clench so hard that the doctor's finger gets stuck. They never expect that.

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                Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                  "BULLSEYE!"

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                  "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!"

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                    Yes. 👉👌

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                      No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                        Once your finger is inside, make the following motions:

                        ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ START

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                        Once your finger is inside

                        fist

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                          google mtf

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                            When the doctor says "how did it feel" just say "a little weird the first inch but it became arousing real quick"

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                              Estradiol

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                                In, out, in, out, select, start

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                                  No matter how hard you study you will always get a C.

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                                  I got a D

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                                    what about "Hummmmmph" followed by "Heeheee" ?

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                                    Only if you ejaculate between.

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                                      Here: https://goatse.cx/

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